“Hey, Cutie! Wanna Pollinate With A Real Bug?” -Flies from A Bug’s Life To be young and wild and free again. My wife and I are currently watching One Tree Hill. I have never seen the show, but it is one of her favorites. Sure, it is incredibly cheesy so far, some of the acting […]
Issue 29: A Bugs Lyfe Read More »
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.” For most of you, today is Friday. TGIF am I right?!? Did you know T.G.I. Fridays created the term “Happy Hour”? Friday tends to be a universally celebrated day. It is the
Issue 28: Words of Wisdom Read More »
“If the flap of a butterfly’s wings can be instrumental in generating a tornado, it can equally well be instrumental in preventing a tornado.” A lot of you are not sports fans. I know that. I didn’t need one of you to write that opinion piece in the New York Times titled, “Has Sporty Seth
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Screw it. Double football articles this week. It is almost football season and I couldn’t be more excited. This article discusses the physical specimen that is Joe Milton. Will he continue the legacy Hendon Hooker left behind? We will see. If you are also excited for football, read this article. It is behind a paywall,
The Action Figure From The Muck Read More »
Last night I lay in bed much later than I intended on as I sweat out the under 37.5 points and browns +3.5 in the preseason game against my Philadelphia Eagles. I watched a missed field goal attempt sail inches left to preserve my 18-18 tie and cash both bets. I made a total of
“Sometimes the truth is so bizarre and mind bending that it must be presented as fiction to be accepted.” George Saunders During World War II, military analysts were trying to figure out how to better armor their planes. Research showed that many returning planes had bullet holes in the wings, tail, and fuselage (I think
Issue 26: Bending The Truth Read More »
Sometimes I write to make a point and hopefully influence you for the better. Sometimes I write to be an idiot and distract you from the little frustrations of life. Both are alright. This 9 minute mini Ted Talk by Ethan Hawke sums it up pretty well. Give it a watch next time you plan
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I like to think of myself as a patient and understanding person. But I also see myself as an upholder of justice in the world around me. When I see someone leave their shopping cart out in a parking lot, it makes me very angry. Luckily, there is a place to go for all sorts
“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.” Winston Churchill I have a friend, more like an acquaintance, named Dinky. His legal name isn’t really Dinky. It’s more of a nickname, well, technically a zachname, but I won’t use his real name so as to not give away his
Issue 25: Learn Nothing Read More »
“They wrote me off, I ain’t write back though” Geno Smith What are you worth? For all but 4 of my subscribers, the answer is “less than a billion dollars.” For the other 4, where are your donations? This publication is drowning in legal fees as most of our “sponsors” haven’t given us authorization to
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