Issues

“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.” Winston Churchill I have a friend, more like an acquaintance, named Dinky. His legal name isn’t really Dinky. It’s more of a nickname, well, technically a zachname, but I won’t use his real name so as to not give away his […]

“They wrote me off, I ain’t write back though” Geno Smith What are you worth? For all but 4 of my subscribers, the answer is “less than a billion dollars.” For the other 4, where are your donations? This publication is drowning in legal fees as most of our “sponsors” haven’t given us authorization to

“I want to be a billionaire so freakin’ bad” Travie McCoy No, money cannot buy happiness, at least not deep, long lasting happiness, but the term “financial freedom” is a term for a reason. It doesn’t just mean free from working, but free to be your truest self. At the time of beginning writing this,

“Instead of TikTok, I get on Truckstop.” Wayne Hardee, Hardee Hauling, LLC. Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life. Write about what you love and… I guess subscribers will read it? “YOU HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN ABOUT WHAT YOU LOVE!” I can hear you now. “GET SOME NEW MATERIAL

“I always have a problem liking things I’m told I should like.” Karl Pilkington Subscribers who get the weekly emails along with the newsletter (highly recommended) will know that last week’s email started with, “I live a life of luxury.” I really harped on the fact that the subscribers have been good to me. After

“It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.” Teddy Roosevelt I can solve the peg game at Cracker Barrel every time. I never leave more than one peg in that little triangle. I used this to woo Niki and now we are married. Be careful with what I

If you’re like me, you’re always looking to invest in something. If you’re like me, you don’t quite have $3 billion laying around to invest. I mean, I’ve got the money, I’d just have to move it away from other investments. I have a lot tied up in Kohl’s Cash and Baskin Robbins gift cards.

Anger feels good.  I used to run a lot. I ran a marathon. To be fair, I ran two half marathons but that adds up to one full marathon. Despite all this running, I never experienced a “runner’s high”. A “runner’s high” is supposedly a short-lasting, deeply euphoric state following intense exercise. Anger is a

“Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man’s growth without destroying his roots.” Who do I think I am? I mean, I did write an entire issue stating “I am…”, but really, the arrogance. I fully believe, deep in my heart, that people care what I think. I started a newsletter and

“Time is what we want most but what we use worst.” – William Penn I listen to podcasts at double speed. I will often do this while running errands or taking the dog out. I get to work early and eat lunch at my desk. I lead multiple things with our church each week. We