Issues

“What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.” Cindy Garner The title of this week’s issue is “How to Fall In Love”. This is not to be confused with “How To Love” the iconic Lil Wayne song. Oh yeah, these have titles now for the website! What is love?  (Venmo me […]

“An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head.” Emil Zatopek It has always been up to us. Over the last two months, we have gathered the greatest minds the southeastern region of the United States has to offer. We have practiced

“Don’t be mad ’cause I’m doing me better than you doing you” Donald Glover *PREVIOUSLY ON THE DAILY DISPATCH* Monks, Toby Keith, Coach Lombardi, McDonald’s Pizza, Horses, More Horses ft. Gus Chiggins (RIP), and ROBOTS Now, see your life in Excel?!? The number 1 question I get asked is “What is the meaning of life?”

“There is no great genius without some touch of madness.” Aristotle Good Morning,Robots: From WALL-E to the Terminator. From the dance move to the Roomba. Robots and artificial intelligence have been a part of our lives for a while now. (Was inspector gadget a robot?) Raise your hand if you’ve used ChatGPT, Midjourney, Albus, or

“You give but little if you give your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.” Kahlil Gibran Good Morning, Below you will find the results from last week’s survey. I know I know… last week wasn’t the best issue. I wrote way too many words about the idea of catching

“We’re in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit.” David Suzuki Why do we argue? How can an opinion be right or wrong? Is a correct opinion just a fact? How can multiple smart, well-edjucated, like-minded people find different conclusions to the same question? People

“Questions open a space in your mind that allow better answers to breathe.” Richie Norton I once wrote a Google review of a subpar local burger spot in Chattanooga, TN. It began with the following statement, “What is it in the human mind that draws us to roller coasters? What makes our hearts race when

“Set a goal so big that you can’t achieve it until you grow into the person who can.” Zig Ziglar Good Morning, Am I a genius? Probably not. I once got a C on my report card in 6th grade. I once tried to street luge into traffic. I once locked my keys in the

“Words are free. It’s how you use them that may cost you.” Rev. J. Martin Toby Keith said it best, “A little less talk and a lot more action.” Last week’s Daily Dispatch© had a “obnoxiously long and needless” introduction per one former subscriber. Toby Keith also said, “We’ll put a boot in your ass,

Good Morning, Today is Friday. I’m not going to argue with you about that. It just is. Because of this fact, you can assume that the Daily Dispatch will hit your inbox weekly on Fridays. Before we get into the news, I would like to start with a story and because this is my newsletter,