Written By Seth Winton

A Weekly Newsletter

The Daily Dispatch is a semi-satirical, somewhat informative weekly newsletter. The Wallstreet Journal is considering buying us for $250 Million. We write opinion, deep dive issues you care about, and ask, “Why?” and “Why not?” to everything we are told.

Not technically a sponsor yet.

The Story Behind The Daily Dispatch

Originally The Business Briefing, the newsletter format of the ramblings of the mind of Seth Winton started in 2018 to make fun of his friends who didn’t have professional email addresses. After a long hiatus (due to not wanting to do it), it was renamed, reformatted, and reintroduced as The Daily Dispatch. 

Meet The Authors

Humble enough to admit failure in issue 8, but prideful enough to start a newsletter and write an issue entirely about himself. Seth Winton writes what’s on his mind and heart. 

Was recently told he could improve by, “More chest hair, a second gold chain and a newer Genesis. Maybe a silly hat.” Please subscribe so he can sell ad space and buy a silly hat.

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Seth Winton

We hire and fire a new intern almost every week. If you can’t find the problem, the problem is probably you. We find a problem with every intern so clearly we’re good.

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Various Interns

What People Say

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Fired Intern
"Great read!"
Niki Winton
Supportive Wife